Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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