She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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