I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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