I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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