the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just tell him i said nine months
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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