I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We are two peas in an std pod
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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