she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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