She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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