I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Found your dick twin last night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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