Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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