I'm drive I can fine osifer
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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