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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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