you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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