he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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