bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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