oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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