yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
