who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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