i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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