what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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