My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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