I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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