is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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