I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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