Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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