He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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