I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked