she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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