I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today