i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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