Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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