$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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