yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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