You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When did angry sex become our thing?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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