Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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