grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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