these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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