so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you told grandpa to call you daddy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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