i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The dick lei will go down in squad history
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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