Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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