what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
