Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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