Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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