It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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