Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she peed on how many people?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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