idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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