The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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