OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it's great music for shaving your balls
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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