office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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