Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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