The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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