i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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