Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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